THE TREE STOOGES
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ & The Nitwit Network E.S.P. Spurs Game Reviews
REALLY! REALLY? Unbelievable, well heck, let us just START the finals today.
TOO much TV Showmanship!
Explain possibility , to certainty …
REALLY SHAQ
I got a big ole heart for you, but, really, …so , so bad!
It’s Feb. 6, 2026 and I’m Doctor Cricket-Dunkenstein!
Call me whatever suits your cup of tea, man. whatever you dig, that’s fine with me. Just don’t call me Slim-shady!
If you want to improve, I’m still that guy. So, listen UP! Dig it?
I’m here to help you, man. it’s FREE!
Below, Larry, (who’s a two timer) & his “Network Friends” give hoops advice to the SPURS … . Genius unmatched … … I just can’t out do those brilliant TV basketball analysis specialist.
So, I’m sending in the big GUNS now. I’m letting Oscar ‘The BIG ‘O’ ” take over for the day. I’m tired. Hey, “O” give it to ’em baby, give Victor the SKINNY! Don’t let those clowns on E.S. P. out shine you Oscar.
Curley is a basketball genius. He played at U.N.C. … in 1918. yeap, that’s true, … there is his actual real basketball player photo … and there is a team photo too, … from his playing days.. He says he was great at passing the ball to Michael Jordan and Hakee ‘The Dream’ Olajuwan! That part is true, he did know how to pass a basketball, really well.
Oscar was watching Victor play against the Hornets, the Magic, ‘The Thunder ‘, and the Mavericks … with Nogan, Cricket-cricket and Wemby-cricket. He watch the Nitwit Network E.S.P. analysis after the game and got frustrated by the stupid comments they were making about the game. So, he called Doctor Dunkenstein and said he needed to get on air with these guys at the E.S.P. Nitwit Network to straighten them out on a few things.
The Doc thinks “O” is much smarter about basketball than , Larry Curley, and MOE. And now they have a fired Coach on TV. Wow, they are nitwits!
I’m gonna toss in my two cents of advice to Victor.
He is looking good, I mean, he is looking well. But I got a little somthin’ somethin’ for him …
Hey, … I’ve watchd four straight San Antonio Spurs games in the past two weeks. Tat’s (that’s) actuaaly the first time I have watched Victor play entire NBA game. …. just gettin’ back into watching … too cold for the beach.
Hornets, Orlando Magic, Thunder, & Dallas .
I’m gonna fire my big mouth out and then hit the beach … maybe watch Coop on , what day? Sunday? Well ..
POST MOVES !
&
THE WALL EXERCISE!
The game is a dance, you gotta watch the feet, nobody watches an entire game just watching 20 feet on a basketball court in a game. However, they should, … … try it sometime, just only watch the feet in slow motion for 20 minutes … that’s all
IT IS ALL ABOUT FOOTWORK> PRECISE FOOTWORK!
I’m ‘The Big O’ – Oscar. Do you know why they call me ‘The Big O’? It’s cuzz (because) I gots (have) OPTIMAL footwork on the hoops court! And good balance from doing the ‘WALL DRILL’ building my leg muscles for proper stance. That’s me on the dance floor with my optimal FEETS!
Oscar starts thinking out load: ummm .(2 Feet = 4? Foots, ummm or is my feet = 2 foots) Anyway my footwork is impeccable.
I GOT MOVES, MAN! WATCH MY MOVES …
… AS YOU SCROOL DOWN. DON’T BLINK!
That was my Rubber Band move, I’ll leave you in the dust with the rubber band move …here is the
“ROLL IN” & ‘THE JELLO”
Where’s your Jello?
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ Purchases The Nitwit Network E.S.P.
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ & The Nitwit Network E.S.P. Are Now At His New Studio Location For Spurs Game Reviews. EVERYONE is joining the E.S.P. Network. Doc is tossing out contracts and tossing the old rubbish of the network into the trash bin.
BREAKING NEWS: THE THREE FAMOUS BASKETBALL COMMENTATORS: Curly Smith, Larry Barkley & MOE O’Neal , along with Ernie Johnston will NOW be hanging with the crickets.
Now straight from the studios of E.S.P (extra super perceptions), after moving from the TNT network, the dynamic group will provide their deep introspective on the active San Antonio Spurs basketball games, while adding commentary based on voluminous educations.
Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein IS ECSTATIC TO HAVE THESE PROFESSIONAL ACTORS AS NEW MEMBERS OF THE BROADCAST TEAM.
Curley is a basketball genius. He played at U.N.C. … in 1918. yeap, that’s true, … there is his actual real basketball player photo … and there is a team photo too, … from his playing days.. He says he was great at passing the ball to Michael Jordan and Hakeem ‘The Dream’ Olajuwan! That part is true, he did know how to pass a basketball, really well.
Moe know HOOPS! Yeap and Moe O’Neal is gonna (going) give ya (you) that big tough guy talk, with his annotating style which involves using his voice in a “gravelly,” “gruff,” “guttural,” or “slow-soft-deliberate” manner. Intended to command his audience and convince them that on-line degrees are the road to his great high level intellect and success, not the NBA salary money he raked in playing bully ball, next to the best active player on planet earth.
Moe is Oscar award material made for TV.
His deliberate and sometimes harsh delivery is often directed toward Curley and Larry, seldom upon Ernie. Letting everyone know he is a diesel truck with an engine full of basketball knowledge, … …
,,, BUT ‘THE DIESEL” RUNS OUT OF FUEL AND STALLS AT AND BEYOND THE FREE THROW LINE, AND SOMETIMES NO FARTHER THAN FEET FROM THE BASKET.
Moe is really a soft sweet hearted teddy bear playing a TV character.
The Larry Barkley review is coming soon. P.S. Boy we have a lot of material to work with when it comes to Larry, the basketball genius …
Chris ‘I Can’t Count to 5 Timeouts’ (ooops, technical foul) Webbster joins the E.S.P. Crew. Now there is a top intellect in operation.
We made an executive decision mid -way into the 3rd quarter. In order to maintain our audience viewership and to avoid the boredom, we switch the broadcast to more defensive minded competitive game, the 2018 NBA all star game. which was the 148 pointnrs to 145 points defensive top battle.
Spurs 135 – Lakers 108 …. 108 really, explain how they broke 100, please explain to me, I’m just a cricket …
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They call me “Midnight Cricket because I am a late night owl, awake and ready late into the night. But that was a snoozer for me …
You are suppose to be at the Junior Varsity Team by lots of points, but who said you get to be sloppy … …
Mr. Fat Hat is the New Executive Producer in charge of creative input …
Hey, Man, join me at my new location … things were gettin’ heavy over there,at the FOUR LETTER NETWORK, so I bought the Nitwit Network E.S.P., and I am brin’ Larry, Curley and Moe with me to the new studio… Just click to join us … … Oscar is coming with us . The crickets are sign under a new contract.
Hey, Man, Oscar is flying in to town tonight and should be with us tomorrow. I gave everybody a 1 million dollar contract. All the crickets are now under contract to appear, right here, on the San Antonio Spurs Doctor Cricket Dinkenstein Game Reviews.
Did anyone tell Victor he is goin’ to be happy, …
THE CRICKET CREW
Flexy
&
The Crickets
are in Paris planning a takeover of the NBA
I GOT MOVES, MAN! WATCH MY MOVES …
… AS YOU SCROOL DOWN. DON’T BLINK!
That was my Rubber Band move, I’ll leave you in the dust with the rubber band move …here is the
“ROLL IN” & ‘THE JELLO”
Where’s your Jello?
Cricker-cricket: Hey I GOT MOVES TOO, MAN! WATCH!
The Crickets are in Paris having a good time listening to ‘FRENCH JAZZ’ music &… “avoir une conversation” … … JOIN THEM!
Round #2 in San Antonio – Thursday March 5, 2026 … it’s the: ‘who got smarter game rematch’ …
Chief Mitch! A pretty smart Indian … those Stanford books had words … ( You missed Seattle 1984,Chief, did Pops tell you about Chambers? )
Hey, it’s Doctor Dunkenstein
more soon …
