THE TREE STOOGES
Read Personal Stories On The Three Stoogies at: ‘Michael & The Cricket.
(1) “Barking Barkley”
(2) “Excuse me Big Fella’
more soon … Topic: “Never Ever Listen”
Rule number one as a championship aspiring NBA player, never, ever, listen to a single word that anyone in the media ever says. Ful stop! Period!
Mic, Drop Shaq mode. Do NOT listen to the media about anything when you are a ball player. … even if they are former great coaches or players, they are media, now, don’t listen as a player.
Luckly, as the great Hall of Fame player Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein, all MVP on Pluto six times, I have retired my Nike (Spike Lee advertised, NYC stealing copyright, SHOES.
I don’t want to be like Mike, not anymore. So, I CAN listen to the media. I’ll do it for you. If they say anything important about basketball – not to mention ‘Politics, Steve Kerr – I shall let you know. God bless the media, without them nobody in the NBA would be paid. But, go ‘DEAF”. defcon deaf ….
February 2026
Title: The Cricket
By: Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein
A few years ago, after I returned to planet earth from a sabbatical on Pluto, I began to become bored with the game of basketball as it was being played in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The Euro League games had more appeal to me.
The game had changed since the ‘good ole days’ when I was hoopin’ on the planet of Pluto. I was changing too … … … .
Sure, I thought the NBA players were great, extremely skilled, the best of the best. I liked to tune in and check these guys out. However, after a couple of quarters of an NBA game, it became boring to me.
Sometimes, I’ld check on the score and tune back into a game if it was close in the end.
I enjoyed watching the three Stooges: Larry, Curly, and Mo, (Shaq, Kenny, & Charles), present highlights scores and talk about the games. I personally knew these three ‘cats’, and had some basketball experiences with these guys. They were so likeable, funny, honest and knowledgeable about the NBA professional game, I enjoyed their show of entertainment – especially when they drove poor Ernie crazy. I would make an effort to tune in to view them on TNT in order to keep track of the games. But watching all 48 minutes of a regular season NBA basketball game did not appeal to me , at least not like it did in my good old days playing on Pluto, … …
I mean, back in those days, I loved watching all the players and teams, … … Wilt, Kareem, Karl, Bird, Magic, Kobe, Shaq, MJ, Isiah , The Admiral, Timmy… all of them … from the 70’s to the end of the 90’s …into about 2010. Then, thing slowly changed. There were hundreds of guys to watch.
I liked watching them play basketball because they were innovative thinkers with skill. The games they played fascinated me and fulfilled my fix for the sport of basketball.
But by 2017 the thrill was gone! The boredom of regular season games set in … … … . B.B. King singing, ‘The Thrill Is Gone” was more interesting than a complete NBA basketball game.
Then, one day, I was watching Euro Sport on the satellite in my crib, and I saw this skinny baby face kid playing basketball. There was something in his looks and in his ‘Moves‘ on the basketball court that I found unusual … … …, he was interesting to watch.
He looked like a cricket jumping around all over the basketball court … … . I soon found out he was a ‘Frenchy’, just a young baby croissant hoopin’ jumpi’ cricket. He was fun to watch as he tried to swat everything in the air with his long skinny arms. He had the energy and the jumping skills of a cricket. Long legs and arms … … floppy, yet coordinated.
A few years later, there was this same kid, ‘The Cricket’, playing for the San Antonio Spurs NBA basketball team. He was only 19 years old the first time I watched him play in the NBA. He looked to me as if he was much younger … …
Back in the day, some people said watching the Spurs was boring basketball, but not to me. I loved watching the Spurs play basketball in the NBA back in those championship years. Those ‘Pop’ coached Spurs were my kinda basketball team. I watched most of those guys in college. So, I found it interesting that the Spurs organization was gonna select this kid from France. The young ‘French Cricket‘ and Spurs would be an excellent match.
The ‘Cricket’ was the first over-all in the 2023 NBA of the San Antonio Spurs. That made a lot of connection sense to me.
But , oh boy, a player that young has many possible outcomes in his career, … … lots of potential issues could arise in his development.
The word about how good this young kid was already out on the streets by 2020-211. Tony Parker, former Spurs NBA Hall of Fame player, had him under his wing in France. The word was potential … … and the baby face , skinny as a rail, floppy, cricket jumping swatting kid from Paris wasn’t even 18 years-old.
There is always a very high risk of financial investment for any NBA organization when placing a high draft selection – not to mention the increase risk with number one draft selection – into any 18 year old young man.
I thought this young cricket basketball player would be an added risk, due to the inherited God given stature and size, … …
Ability was not a big obvious risk and question, however, fragility was a risk. maintaining health in the NBA, a demanding Man’s Basketball League, was simply a questionable issue for any young player. But the Spurs had hope, and foresight that things would work out because of the kids ability and, potential was already on display.
I agreed with the Spurs assessment and draft selection. But remained skeptical … as I had watched a lot of NCAA Stars with his stature struggle in the NBA. Sam Bowie, drafted number two ahead of Michael Jordan came first to mind.
Sam was a great 7’2″ tall skinny player at the University of Kentucky. However foot fractures limited his career. He never bloomed into the flower he was projected to be in the draft. .
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…. then, I watched the cricket play in the NBA in 2023-24. My optimism grew, somewhat … … he had talent.
…. … I watched more in 2024-25, some injuries were surfacing. My optimism was tapering, but signals on potential skill and accomplished performance was growing exponentially. Every time I watched ‘The Cricket’ play basketball in the NBA, I was impressed.
He still had lots to learn, but he had spunk, … …
and , recently 2025-26
Season
THE CRICKET BROUGHT BACK MY LOST LOVE OF WATCH NBA BASKETBALL
My Faith & Belief: Restored
in what I thought of the game of basketball
restored …. Then, a thought
What if , … … yes, what if I could bestow all the knowledge of basketball from the planet of Pluto onto the cricket, Victor Wembanyama
Why not , …
I never met ‘Pop’, but I knew all about him. Our roots come from the same sycamore trees.
We were both Hoosiers, , Auburn and Merrillville Indiana roots. I had played the Air Force Academy basketball team 8 times in my career.
I knew, if Pop wanted to draft the Cricket #1, he was on the right career track.
But then, …. unexpectedly, Coach Pop had health issues … what would happen to the Cricket?
I didn’t know anything about Mitch Johnson, Pop’s replacement Coach, … ,
One bad Coach could send this kid into the history of failed potential … …
R. C. Buford was fazing out … moving upward in the organization … further from the court, closer to more paperwork. Owner do strange things and they always have the last word … …
I knew a little about R. C. Buford from way back to our days at ‘He’s NOT Here, at the U.N.C. , Dean Smith Basketball School.
What was going to happen to the Cricket?
And who the heck wants to hear anything about basketball from some old, (Pseudoym Named Author: Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein … … …
… … especially not Victor Wembyama
But I had a history with the ‘Zen Master’ Phil, in Chicago, … … one thought can be worth a lot of success in sports … … …
SO I STARTED WRITING – AGAIN. … . Writing about Wemby, and watching this ‘kid’ play basketball.
so maybe a little somthin’ somethin’ would help Victor, he was young , help, would help, or would it not?
The last time I had these imaginary thoughts about a basketball player was in 1982, about Michael Jordan.
Now in May 2026 Victor Wembanyama in playing in the ‘BIG APPLE”, the center of the basketball world, in the 2026 NBA playoffs. … ….
I am not ready, I thought I would have one more year to complete this website … ….
OH BOY< what a delight to watch , …
I saw R.C. outside the looker room hugging ‘Wemby last night, after game seven of the WVF. … What a night.
“Sometimes Ya Get What You Need”!
more soon … Topic: “What You Can Do, I Can Do Better”
more soon … Topic: “I Know A Guy”
I know a guy who knows a guy, who knows a guy. who’s (whe’osz be) friends with a guy. You know what I mean,
like, ….
more soon … Topic: “For Love OF The Game”
Title: Talk, Talk, Talk, and more Talk
Subject: TV Analysis
Date Jume 15, 2026
Under construction
more soon …
more soon …
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ Purchases The Nitwit Network E.S.P.
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ & The Nitwit Network E.S.P. Are Now At His New Studio Location For Spurs Game Reviews. EVERYONE is joining the E.S.P. Network. Doc is tossing out contracts and tossing the old rubbish of the network into the trash bin.
BREAKING NEWS: THE THREE FAMOUS BASKETBALL COMMENTATORS: Curly Smith, Larry Barkley & MOE O’Neal , along with Ernie Johnston will NOW be hanging with the crickets.
Now straight from the studios of E.S.P (extra super perceptions), after moving from the TNT network, the dynamic group will provide their deep introspective on the active San Antonio Spurs basketball games, while adding commentary based on voluminous educations.
Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein IS ECSTATIC TO HAVE THESE PROFESSIONAL ACTORS AS NEW MEMBERS OF THE BROADCAST TEAM.
Curley is a basketball genius. He played at U.N.C. … in 1918. yeap, that’s true, … there is his actual real basketball player photo … and there is a team photo too, … from his playing days.. He says he was great at passing the ball to Michael Jordan and Hakeem ‘The Dream’ Olajuwan! That part is true, he did know how to pass a basketball, really well.
Moe know HOOPS! Yeap and Moe O’Neal is gonna (going) give ya (you) that big tough guy talk, with his annotating style which involves using his voice in a “gravelly,” “gruff,” “guttural,” or “slow-soft-deliberate” manner. Intended to command his audience and convince them that on-line degrees are the road to his great high level intellect and success, not the NBA salary money he raked in playing bully ball, next to the best active player on planet earth.
Moe is Oscar award material made for TV.
His deliberate and sometimes harsh delivery is often directed toward Curley and Larry, seldom upon Ernie. Letting everyone know he is a diesel truck with an engine full of basketball knowledge, … …
,,, BUT ‘THE DIESEL” RUNS OUT OF FUEL AND STALLS AT AND BEYOND THE FREE THROW LINE, AND SOMETIMES NO FARTHER THAN FEET FROM THE BASKET.
Moe is really a soft sweet hearted teddy bear playing a TV character.
The Larry Barkley review is coming soon. P.S. Boy we have a lot of material to work with when it comes to Larry, the basketball genius …
Chris ‘I Can’t Count to 5 Timeouts’ (ooops, technical foul) Webbster joins the E.S.P. Crew. Now there is a top intellect in operation.
We made an executive decision mid -way into the 3rd quarter. In order to maintain our audience viewership and to avoid the boredom, we switch the broadcast to more defensive minded competitive game, the 2018 NBA all star game. which was the 148 pointnrs to 145 points defensive top battle.
Spurs 135 – Lakers 108 …. 108 really, explain how they broke 100, please explain to me, I’m just a cricket …
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They call me “Midnight Cricket because I am a late night owl, awake and ready late into the night. But that was a snoozer for me …
You are suppose to be at the Junior Varsity Team by lots of points, but who said you get to be sloppy … …
Mr. Fat Hat is the New Executive Producer in charge of creative input …
Hey, Man, join me at my new location … things were gettin’ heavy over there,at the FOUR LETTER NETWORK, so I bought the Nitwit Network E.S.P., and I am brin’ Larry, Curley and Moe with me to the new studio… Just click to join us … … Oscar is coming with us . The crickets are sign under a new contract.
Hey, Man, Oscar is flying in to town tonight and should be with us tomorrow. I gave everybody a 1 million dollar contract. All the crickets are now under contract to appear, right here, on the San Antonio Spurs Doctor Cricket Dinkenstein Game Reviews.
Did anyone tell Victor he is goin’ to be happy, …
THE CRICKET CREW
Flexy
&
The Crickets
are in Paris planning a takeover of the NBA
I GOT MOVES, MAN! WATCH MY MOVES …
… AS YOU SCROOL DOWN. DON’T BLINK!
That was my Rubber Band move, I’ll leave you in the dust with the rubber band move …here is the
“ROLL IN” & ‘THE JELLO”
Where’s your Jello?
Cricker-cricket: Hey I GOT MOVES TOO, MAN! WATCH!
The Crickets are in Paris having a good time listening to ‘FRENCH JAZZ’ music &… “avoir une conversation” … … JOIN THEM!
Round #2 in San Antonio – Thursday March 5, 2026 … it’s the: ‘who got smarter game rematch’ …
Chief Mitch! A pretty smart Indian … those Stanford books had words … ( You missed Seattle 1984,Chief, did Pops tell you about Chambers? )
Hey, it’s Doctor Dunkenstein
more soon …







