DOCTOR CRICKET DUNKENSTEIN LESSONS ON BASKETBALL
THE CREATION OF DOCTOR CRICKET DUNKENSTEIN
The creation of the author psydeo nam: ‘Doctor Cricket Dunkentstein’ occurred at the time this website was started in December of the 2026 San Antonio Spurs basketball season.
Having a reasonable website creation experience and the desire to draw attention to the subject of the website, Victor Wembanyama, I thought it best to avoid my personal name while presenting my actual basketball knowledge.
Below you can connect to the presentation “A TEXAS ROAD TRIP”, this is the moment when the stars collided and this project got underway.
It has been a successful journey. The information is up on the website. The spurs took us on an unforgettable journey during the 2025-26 NBA season.
As of this writing, the San Antonio Spurs completed their 2026 season after reaching the NBA Finals in June. The project and completion of the website is not finished yet. However, the research and form is up and viewable.
Below are podcast presentation which should clarify the general thesis of Wembanyama Online .com and the doctor of dunk, Doctor Dunkenstein.
WE ARE CERTAIN SPLASH DOWN AND THE COMPLETION OF WembanyamaInline.com is emminent!
Our personal experience are presented in the online presentation:
Michael & The Cricket
We started in December 2026 confirming Coach Phil Jackson’s playoff potential win loss mid -season record. The Spurs reach that goal. Thus the project was underway, and going forward.
It takes months of work to complete such a project. We are one person, working alone .. … .We think the 2025-26 San antonio Spurs are a very good basketball team, How good, well, time always tells, … there must be light at the end of the tunnel, if Doctor Dunkenstein and Mr. Fat Hat are going to attempt to create WembanyamaOnline.com. The basketball Gods must shine some light in order for it to be completed successfully.
Then , we moved forward with Victor Wembanyama , his background and early years …
See Victor Wembanyama, ‘Wemby’ss Bloodlines’
View Victor Wembanyama Wikipedia. (Above blue box)
Next we move into the San antonio Spurs coaching staff:
Pop, Mitch, and Sean,
(View presentations of these coaches – blue box connect)
Then, we see the spurs are worth writing about during the:
‘Texas Road Trip’
. Are the good enough, will they reach the playoffs, ,
View Texas Road Trip,
THEN, we notice Victor, he is intelligent, well spoken, and he READS!
Wembanyama Online.com is about
Victor Wembanyama
It is writing to Victor Wembanyama, as the intended audience of one, yet open source to all who may enjoy it,
And, last upon complettion, WembanyamaOnline will be given to Victor, if he so desires, to do with it as he wants, …. it is our hope that the historical perspective and information will be preserved online for future generations to learn and enjoy ..
A permanent global basketball historical and teaching platform, centered around one of the great players of the game of basketball, Victor Wembanyama.
WE research the basketball history of Victor Wembanyama, basketball in France, and the roots of basketball origins in the USA.
We find out how Victor Wembanyam has roots, family ties and teaching to the origin of the game in France.
We find out his coaches at the spurs have roots deep into the history of basketball.
We continue with observations throughout the 2025-26 season.
We are delighted, amazed, and overworked as the San Antonio Spurs reach the NBA 2026 Finals against the New York Knicks.
Almost,
but it was a great ride for WembanyamaOnline .com this wonderful season watching , writing, analysing the Spurs …
February 2026
By: Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein
A few years ago, after I returned to planet earth from a sabbatical, I began to become bored with the game of basketball as it was being played in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The Euro League games had more appeal to me.
The game had changed since the good old days when I was hoopin’ on the planet of Pluto. I was changing too … … … .
Sure, I thought the NBA players were great, extremely skilled, the best of the best. I liked to tune in and check these guys out. However, after a couple of quarters of an NBA game, it became boring to me.
Sometimes, I’ld check on the score and tune back into a game if it was close in the end. I enjoyed watching the three Stooges: Larry, Curly, and Mo ( Shaq, Kenny, & Charles ) present highlights scores and talk about the games. I personally knew these three ‘cats’, and had some basketball experiences with these guys. They were so likeable, funny, honest and knowledgeable about the NBA professional game, I enjoyed their show of entertainment – especially when they drove poor Ernie crazy. I would make an effort to tune in to view them on TNT in order to keep track of the games. But watching all 48 minutes of a regular season NBA basketball game did not appeal to me , at least not like it did in my good old days playing on Pluto, … …
I mean, back in those days, I loved watching all the players and teams, … Wilt, Kareem, Karl, Bird, Magic, Kobe, Shaq, MJ, Isiah , The Admiral, Timmy… all of them … from the 70’s to the 90’s …into about 2010, hundreds of ’em. I liked watching them play basketball. The games they played fascinated me and fulfilled my fix for the sport of basketball.
But the thrill was gone! By about 2017 the boredom set in … … … B.B. King singing, ‘The Thrill Is Gone” was more interesting than a complete NBA basketball game.
Then, one day, I was watching Euro Sport on the satellite in my crib, and I saw this skinny baby face kid playing basketball. There was something in his ‘Moves‘ on the basketball court … … …, he was interesting to watch.
He looked like a cricket jumping around all over the basketball court … … . I soon found out he was a ‘Frenchy’, just a young baby croissant hoopin’ cricket. He was fun to watch as he tried to swat everything in the air with his long skinny arms. He had the energy and the jumping skills of a cricket. Long legs and arms …
A few years later, there was this same kid, ‘The Cricket’, playing for the San Antonio Spurs NBA. He was only 19 years old the first time I watched him in the NBA. He looked to me as if he was much younger … …
Back in the day, some people said watching the Spurs was boring basketball, but not to me. I loved watching the Spurs play basketball in the NBA back in those championship years. Those ‘Pop’ coached Spurs were my kinda basketball team. I watched most of those guys in college. So, I found it interesting that the Spurs organization was gonna select this kid from France. The ‘Cricket’ was the first over-all in the 2023 NBA of the San Antonio Spurs. That made a lot of connection sense to me, but , oh boy, … … lots of potential issues could arize, …
The word about this kid was already out by 2020-211. Tony had him under his wing … in France … … and the baby face , skinny as a rail, floppy, cricket jumping kid wasn’t even 18 years-old.
There is always a very high risk of financial investment by any NBA organization when placing a high draft selection – not to mention the increase risk with number one draft selection – into any 18 year old young man.
I thought This young cricket basketball player would be an added risk, due to the inherited God given stature and size, … …
Ability was not a big obvious risk and question, however, maintaining health in the NBA, a demanding Man’s Basketball League, was simply a questionable issue … … but the Spurs had hope and foresight because of the kids ability, potential was already on display.
I agreed with the Spurs assessment and draft selection. But remained skeptical … as I had watched a lot of NCAA Stars with his stature struggle in the NBA .
…. then I watched the cricket play in the NBA in 2023-24. My optimism grew, somewhat ….
…. … I watched in 2024-25, some injuries were surfacing. My optimism was tapering, , but my signals on potential skill and performance was growing exponentially everytime I watched ‘The Cricket’ play basketball in the NBA.
He still had lots to learn ,
and , recently 2025-26
Season
THE CRICKET BROUGHT BACK MY LOST LOVE OF WATCH NBA BASKETBALL
My Faith & Belief in twhat I thought of he game of basketball was restored …. Then, a thought
What if , … … yes, what if I could bestow all the knowledge of basketball from the planet of Pluto onto the cricket, Victor Wembanyama
Why not , …
I never met ‘Pop’, but I knew all about him. Are roots come from the same trees.
We were both Hoosiers, , Auburn and Merriville Indiana roots. I had played the Air Force Academy basketball team 8 times in my career. L knew, if Pop want to draft the Cricket #1, he was on the right track.
But then, …. unexpected, Coach Pop had health issues … what would happen to the Cricket?
I didn’t know anything about Mitch,
R. C. was fazing out … upward in the organization further from the court, closer to more paperwork …
I knew 9 a little ) about Buford from way back to our days at ‘He’s NOT Here, at U.N.C. , Dean Smith Basketball School
What was going to happen to Wemby -Cricket?
And who the heck wants to hear anything about basketball from some old, (Pseudoym Named Author) , ‘ Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein’ …
especially not Wemby
But I had a history with the ‘Zem Master’ Phil, in Chicago,
so maybe a little- somthin’ somethin’ would help Victor, he was young , help, would help, would it not?
February 2026
By: Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein
A few years ago, after I returned to planet earth from a sabbatical, I began to become bored with the game of basketball as it was being played in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The Euro League games had more appeal to me.
The game had changed since the good old days when I was hoopin’ on the planet of Pluto. I was changing too … … … .
Sure, I thought the NBA players were great, extremely skilled, the best of the best. I liked to tune in and check these guys out. However, after a couple of quarters of an NBA game, it became boring to me.
Sometimes, I’ld check on the score and tune back into a game if it was close in the end. I enjoyed watching the three Stooges: Larry, Curly, and Mo ( Shaq, Kenny, & Charles ) present highlights scores and talk about the games. I personally knew these three ‘cats’, and had some basketball experiences with these guys. They were so likeable, funny, honest and knowledgeable about the NBA professional game, I enjoyed their show of entertainment – especially when they drove poor Ernie crazy. I would make an effort to tune in to view them on TNT in order to keep track of the games. But watching all 48 minutes of a regular season NBA basketball game did not appeal to me , at least not like it did in my good old days playing on Pluto, … …
I mean, back in those days, I loved watching all the players and teams, … Wilt, Kareem, Karl, Bird, Magic, Kobe, Shaq, MJ, Isiah , The Admiral, Timmy… all of them … from the 70’s to the 90’s …into about 2010, hundreds of ’em. I liked watching them play basketball. The games they played fascinated me and fulfilled my fix for the sport of basketball.
But the thrill was gone! By about 2017 the boredom set in … … … B.B. King singing, ‘The Thrill Is Gone” was more interesting than a complete NBA basketball game.
Then, one day, I was watching Euro Sport on the satellite in my crib, and I saw this skinny baby face kid playing basketball. There was something in his ‘Moves‘ on the basketball court … … …, he was interesting to watch.
He looked like a cricket jumping around all over the basketball court … … . I soon found out he was a ‘Frenchy’, just a young baby croissant hoopin’ cricket. He was fun to watch as he tried to swat everything in the air with his long skinny arms. He had the energy and the jumping skills of a cricket. Long legs and arms …
A few years later, there was this same kid, ‘The Cricket’, playing for the San Antonio Spurs NBA. He was only 19 years old the first time I watched him in the NBA. He looked to me as if he was much younger … …
Back in the day, some people said watching the Spurs was boring basketball, but not to me. I loved watching the Spurs play basketball in the NBA back in those championship years. Those ‘Pop’ coached Spurs were my kinda basketball team. I watched most of those guys in college. So, I found it interesting that the Spurs organization was gonna select this kid from France. The ‘Cricket’ was the first over-all in the 2023 NBA of the San Antonio Spurs. That made a lot of connection sense to me, but , oh boy, … … lots of potential issues could arize, …
The word about this kid was already out by 2020-211. Tony had him under his wing … in France … … and the baby face , skinny as a rail, floppy, cricket jumping kid wasn’t even 18 years-old.
There is always a very high risk of financial investment by any NBA organization when placing a high draft selection – not to mention the increase risk with number one draft selection – into any 18 year old young man.
I thought This young cricket basketball player would be an added risk, due to the inherited God given stature and size, … …
Ability was not a big obvious risk and question, however, maintaining health in the NBA, a demanding Man’s Basketball League, was simply a questionable issue … … but the Spurs had hope and foresight because of the kids ability, potential was already on display.
I agreed with the Spurs assessment and draft selection. But remained skeptical … as I had watched a lot of NCAA Stars with his stature struggle in the NBA .
…. then I watched the cricket play in the NBA in 2023-24. My optimism grew, somewhat ….
…. … I watched in 2024-25, some injuries were surfacing. My optimism was tapering, , but my signals on potential skill and performance was growing exponentially everytime I watched ‘The Cricket’ play basketball in the NBA.
He still had lots to learn ,
and , recently 2025-26
Season
THE CRICKET BROUGHT BACK MY LOST LOVE OF WATCH NBA BASKETBALL
My Faith & Belief in twhat I thought of he game of basketball was restored …. Then, a thought
What if , … … yes, what if I could bestow all the knowledge of basketball from the planet of Pluto onto the cricket, Victor Wembanyama
Why not , …
I never met ‘Pop’, but I knew all about him. Are roots come from the same trees.
We were both Hoosiers, , Auburn and Merriville Indiana roots. I had played the Air Force Academy basketball team 8 times in my career. L knew, if Pop want to draft the Cricket #1, he was on the right track.
But then, …. unexpected, Coach Pop had health issues … what would happen to the Cricket?
I didn’t know anything about Mitch,
R. C. was fazing out … upward in the organization further from the court, closer to more paperwork …
I knew 9 a little ) about Buford from way back to our days at ‘He’s NOT Here, at U.N.C. , Dean Smith Basketball School
What was going to happen to Wemby -Cricket?
And who the heck wants to hear anything about basketball from some old, (Pseudoym Named Author) , ‘ Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein’ …
especially not Wemby
But I had a history with the ‘Zem Master’ Phil, in Chicago,
so maybe a little- somthin’ somethin’ would help Victor, he was young , help, would help, would it not?
The Doctor Dunk is on the clock … nothin’ better than seeing ‘POPS” on a basketball court, again!
There he is, teaching ‘Grasshopper’ something about the ‘bump and shoot’ philosophy?
Yes ‘Grasshopper’, you are correct ‘IMPECCABLE”
Pop is of behavior, performance, or appearance in accordance with the highest standards of propriety: faultless. He is impeccable. Yes, there is such a word Grasshopper. He that seeks word knowledge shall pave a more enlightened path.
Cooper, however, is not yet, impeccable, young for such a standard, but he has much time to achieve it, as you do as well Grasshopper. Seek IMPECCABILITY!
MY NAME IS SLIM-SHADY.
Nah, I’m just joking . Spoofying ya’all(s), man, just being a joker, … … That ain’t my name.
My Name Is: Doctor Cricket-Dunkenstein!
They call me ‘Cricket Dunk’
or Doc, … … or sometimes they call me Doc Cricket-Stein.
Whatever suits your cup of tea, man. whatever you dig, fine with me. Just don’t call me Slim-shady!
If you want to improve, I’m still that guy. So, listen UP! Dig it?
I’m here to help you, man. it’s FREE!
[Be VERY cautious when someone says to you, I’m from the government, I’m here to help you.] See that’s free help advice already.
Hey cats, dig this, I’m one of the baddest (best) Cricket basketball players to ever walk the earth on four legs. Now I’m gonna tell you ‘What’s Really Goin On’, (like Marvin Gaye, you hear that), What’s going on in your ‘Hoops Game‘, you dig that, man.
I was first team, All-Planet Pluto 2010. Top ALIEN defender too! … I was Neptune World Champion, in the NCBL in 2016, (Neptune Cricket Basketball League).
I can DUNK from the foul line, yea man, the opposing team’s foul line, 79 feet away from the basket. MJ never had nuttin’ (nothing) on me man, … … I’m the real ‘AIR ‘ Doctor, Doctor Cricket-Dunkenstein.
You all got ‘game’, but hey cats,dig this, all you Spurs, listen up, you gotta get better. I am going to tell what I see, the good and the bad, THAT’S ALL.
So, Tun-A IN, OR TUN-A OUT! [(tune in, tune out, you can do bof (both)]
TUNE OUT & BE A CHUMP!
P.S.: You can always base that game response on Curley, Larry & Mo from E.S.P. Those guys (think they) know everything, and they do for TV basketball. You can win an ‘Oscar Award’ following their advice. But you do want an NBA trophy, right, not an Oscar trophy?
they’re below, Curley, Larry & Mo given hoops advice to the SPURS … .
HUMOUR REQUIRED
Basketball teams and players must have a sense of humour, ….
Doc’s Qualifications,
A Curriculum Vitae (CV) is a comprehensive, in-depth document detailing your academic and professional history
In the US, it is used primarily for academic, research, and medical positions, while globally, it serves as the standard format for all job applications
Hey, it’s Doc, again. We found a the guy who you all should listen to speak about Victor Wembanya’s basketbal endeavors and the San Antonio Spurs. He actually knows a few things about the game … … …
He thinks, reads and speaks well … … probably from being around all those nerds on the campus of Standford? I will bet, he even writes well …… .
Mitch looks like ‘A Small Bblessing’ to a big young man, Victor Wembanyama ( and the Spurs team) , after Pop’s unexpected sudden health issues … … … . It’s good to be in a GOOD group of people.
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ Grasshopper Teachings
February 2026
By: Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein
A few years ago, after I returned to planet earth from a sabbatical, I began to become bored with the game of basketball as it was being played in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The Euro League games had more appeal to me.
The game had changed since the good old days when I was hoopin’ on the planet of Pluto. I was changing too … … … .
Sure, I thought the NBA players were great, extremely skilled, the best of the best. I liked to tune in and check these guys out. However, after a couple of quarters of an NBA game, it became boring to me.
Sometimes, I’ld check on the score and tune back into a game if it was close in the end. I enjoyed watching the three Stooges: Larry, Curly, and Mo ( Shaq, Kenny, & Charles ) present highlights scores and talk about the games. I personally knew these three ‘cats’, and had some basketball experiences with these guys. They were so likeable, funny, honest and knowledgeable about the NBA professional game, I enjoyed their show of entertainment – especially when they drove poor Ernie crazy. I would make an effort to tune in to view them on TNT in order to keep track of the games. But watching all 48 minutes of a regular season NBA basketball game did not appeal to me , at least not like it did in my good old days playing on Pluto, … …
I mean, back in those days, I loved watching all the players and teams, … Wilt, Kareem, Karl, Bird, Magic, Kobe, Shaq, MJ, Isiah , The Admiral, Timmy… all of them … from the 70’s to the 90’s …into about 2010, hundreds of ’em. I liked watching them play basketball. The games they played fascinated me and fulfilled my fix for the sport of basketball.
But the thrill was gone! By about 2017 the boredom set in … … … B.B. King singing, ‘The Thrill Is Gone” was more interesting than a complete NBA basketball game.
Then, one day, I was watching Euro Sport on the satellite in my crib, and I saw this skinny baby face kid playing basketball. There was something in his ‘Moves‘ on the basketball court … … …, he was interesting to watch.
He looked like a cricket jumping around all over the basketball court … … . I soon found out he was a ‘Frenchy’, just a young baby croissant hoopin’ cricket. He was fun to watch as he tried to swat everything in the air with his long skinny arms. He had the energy and the jumping skills of a cricket. Long legs and arms …
A few years later, there was this same kid, ‘The Cricket’, playing for the San Antonio Spurs NBA. He was only 19 years old the first time I watched him in the NBA. He looked to me as if he was much younger … …
Back in the day, some people said watching the Spurs was boring basketball, but not to me. I loved watching the Spurs play basketball in the NBA back in those championship years. Those ‘Pop’ coached Spurs were my kinda basketball team. I watched most of those guys in college. So, I found it interesting that the Spurs organization was gonna select this kid from France. The ‘Cricket’ was the first over-all in the 2023 NBA of the San Antonio Spurs. That made a lot of connection sense to me, but , oh boy, … … lots of potential issues could arize, …
The word about this kid was already out by 2020-211. Tony had him under his wing … in France … … and the baby face , skinny as a rail, floppy, cricket jumping kid wasn’t even 18 years-old.
There is always a very high risk of financial investment by any NBA organization when placing a high draft selection – not to mention the increase risk with number one draft selection – into any 18 year old young man.
I thought This young cricket basketball player would be an added risk, due to the inherited God given stature and size, … …
Ability was not a big obvious risk and question, however, maintaining health in the NBA, a demanding Man’s Basketball League, was simply a questionable issue … … but the Spurs had hope and foresight because of the kids ability, potential was already on display.
I agreed with the Spurs assessment and draft selection. But remained skeptical … as I had watched a lot of NCAA Stars with his stature struggle in the NBA .
…. then I watched the cricket play in the NBA in 2023-24. My optimism grew, somewhat ….
…. … I watched in 2024-25, some injuries were surfacing. My optimism was tapering, , but my signals on potential skill and performance was growing exponentially everytime I watched ‘The Cricket’ play basketball in the NBA.
He still had lots to learn ,
and , recently 2025-26
Season
THE CRICKET BROUGHT BACK MY LOST LOVE OF WATCH NBA BASKETBALL
My Faith & Belief in twhat I thought of he game of basketball was restored …. Then, a thought
What if , … … yes, what if I could bestow all the knowledge of basketball from the planet of Pluto onto the cricket, Victor Wembanyama
Why not , …
I never met ‘Pop’, but I knew all about him. Are roots come from the same trees.
We were both Hoosiers, , Auburn and Merriville Indiana roots. I had played the Air Force Academy basketball team 8 times in my career. L knew, if Pop want to draft the Cricket #1, he was on the right track.
But then, …. unexpected, Coach Pop had health issues … what would happen to the Cricket?
I didn’t know anything about Mitch,
R. C. was fazing out … upward in the organization further from the court, closer to more paperwork …
I knew 9 a little ) about Buford from way back to our days at ‘He’s NOT Here, at U.N.C. , Dean Smith Basketball School
What was going to happen to Wemby -Cricket?
And who the heck wants to hear anything about basketball from some old, (Pseudoym Named Author) , ‘ Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein’ …
especially not Wemby
But I had a history with the ‘Zem Master’ Phil, in Chicago,
so maybe a little- somthin’ somethin’ would help Victor, he was young , help, would help, would it not?
- Coddled: Past tense of coddle (to pamper).
- Caudled: Past tense of caudle (to serve a warm, spiced drink for the sick).
- Cradled: Past tense of cradle (to hold gently).
- Cajoled: Past tense of cajole (to persuade with flatter
ADVANCED COURSE 305 LEVEL ENGLISH GRAMMAR LESSON
… … you are a good student Grasshopper!
The Doctor Dunk is on the clock … nothin’ better than seeing ‘POPS” on a basketball court, again!
There he is, teaching ‘Grasshopper’ something about the ‘bump and shoot’ philosophy?
Yes ‘Grasshopper’, you are correct ‘IMPECCABLE”
Pop is of behavior, performance, or appearance in accordance with the highest standards of propriety: faultless. He is impeccable. Yes, there is such a word Grasshopper. He that seeks word knowledge shall pave a more enlightened path.
Cooper, however, is not yet, impeccable, young for such a standard, but he has much time to achieve it, as you do as well Grasshopper. Seek IMPECCABILITY!
I’m gonna toss in my two cents of advice to Victor.
He is looking good, I mean, he is looking well. But I got a little somthin’ somethin’ for him …
Hey, … I’ve watchd four straight San Antonio Spurs games in the past two weeks. Tat’s (that’s) actuaaly the first time I have watched Victor play entire NBA game. …. just gettin’ back into watching … too cold for the beach.
Hornets, Orlando Magic, Thunder, & Dallas .
I’m gonna fire my big mouth out and then hit the beach … maybe watch Coop on , what day? Sunday? Well ..
POST MOVES !
&
THE WALL EXERCISE!
The game is a dance, you gotta watch the feet, nobody watches an entire game just watching 20 feet on a basketball court in a game. However, they should, … … try it sometime, just only watch the feet in slow motion for 20 minutes … that’s all
IT IS ALL ABOUT FOOTWORK> PRECISE FOOTWORK!
I’m ‘The Big O’ – Oscar. Do you know why they call me ‘The Big O’? It’s cuzz (because) I gots (have) OPTIMAL footwork on the hoops court! And good balance from doing the ‘WALL DRILL’ building my leg muscles for proper stance. That’s me on the dance floor with my optimal FEETS!
Oscar starts thinking out load: ummm .(2 Feet = 4? Foots, ummm or is my feet = 2 foots) Anyway my footwork is impeccable.
Hey Victor, it’s me Doctor Dunkenstein. I got some top secret information for you about your road trip. so listen up, you dig, man?
This is your secret weapon! You need to take a cowboy HAT with you on the road. Your secret weapon to winning is in the bend of the rim of the hat, , yeap, that’s it “A BIG BEAUTIFUL TEXAS COWBOY HAT”!
… … with a perfect bend!
Maybe get a few extra, to give out as gifts. Ya know, who doesn’t love getting a cowboy hat? Everybody loves a stylish cowboy hat.
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ Grasshopper Teachings
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ Grasshopper Teachings
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ Purchases The Nitwit Network E.S.P.
Doctor ‘Cricket-Dunkenstein’ & The Nitwit Network E.S.P. Are Now At His New Studio Location For Spurs Game Reviews. EVERYONE is joining the E.S.P. Network. Doc is tossing out contracts and tossing the old rubbish of the network into the trash bin.
BREAKING NEWS: THE THREE FAMOUS BASKETBALL COMMENTATORS: Curly Smith, Larry Barkley & MOE O’Neal , along with Ernie Johnston will NOW be hanging with the crickets.
Now straight from the studios of E.S.P (extra super perceptions), after moving from the TNT network, the dynamic group will provide their deep introspective on the active San Antonio Spurs basketball games, while adding commentary based on voluminous educations.
Doctor Cricket Dunkenstein IS ECSTATIC TO HAVE THESE PROFESSIONAL ACTORS AS NEW MEMBERS OF THE BROADCAST TEAM.
Curley is a basketball genius. He played at U.N.C. … in 1918. yeap, that’s true, … there is his actual real basketball player photo … and there is a team photo too, … from his playing days.. He says he was great at passing the ball to Michael Jordan and Hakeem ‘The Dream’ Olajuwan! That part is true, he did know how to pass a basketball, really well.
Moe know HOOPS! Yeap and Moe O’Neal is gonna (going) give ya (you) that big tough guy talk, with his annotating style which involves using his voice in a “gravelly,” “gruff,” “guttural,” or “slow-soft-deliberate” manner. Intended to command his audience and convince them that on-line degrees are the road to his great high level intellect and success, not the NBA salary money he raked in playing bully ball, next to the best active player on planet earth.
Moe is Oscar award material made for TV.
His deliberate and sometimes harsh delivery is often directed toward Curley and Larry, seldom upon Ernie. Letting everyone know he is a diesel truck with an engine full of basketball knowledge, … …
,,, BUT ‘THE DIESEL” RUNS OUT OF FUEL AND STALLS AT AND BEYOND THE FREE THROW LINE, AND SOMETIMES NO FARTHER THAN FEET FROM THE BASKET.
Moe is really a soft sweet hearted teddy bear playing a TV character.
The Larry Barkley review is coming soon. P.S. Boy we have a lot of material to work with when it comes to Larry, the basketball genius …
Chris ‘I Can’t Count to 5 Timeouts’ (ooops, technical foul) Webbster joins the E.S.P. Crew. Now there is a top intellect in operation.
We made an executive decision mid -way into the 3rd quarter. In order to maintain our audience viewership and to avoid the boredom, we switch the broadcast to more defensive minded competitive game, the 2018 NBA all star game. which was the 148 pointnrs to 145 points defensive top battle.
Spurs 135 – Lakers 108 …. 108 really, explain how they broke 100, please explain to me, I’m just a cricket …
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They call me “Midnight Cricket because I am a late night owl, awake and ready late into the night. But that was a snoozer for me …
You are suppose to be at the Junior Varsity Team by lots of points, but who said you get to be sloppy … …
Mr. Fat Hat is the New Executive Producer in charge of creative input …
Hey, Man, join me at my new location … things were gettin’ heavy over there,at the FOUR LETTER NETWORK, so I bought the Nitwit Network E.S.P., and I am brin’ Larry, Curley and Moe with me to the new studio… Just click to join us … … Oscar is coming with us . The crickets are sign under a new contract.
Hey, Man, Oscar is flying in to town tonight and should be with us tomorrow. I gave everybody a 1 million dollar contract. All the crickets are now under contract to appear, right here, on the San Antonio Spurs Doctor Cricket Dinkenstein Game Reviews.
Did anyone tell Victor he is goin’ to be happy, …
THE CRICKET CREW
Flexy
&
The Crickets
are in Paris planning a takeover of the NBA
I GOT MOVES, MAN! WATCH MY MOVES …
… AS YOU SCROOL DOWN. DON’T BLINK!
That was my Rubber Band move, I’ll leave you in the dust with the rubber band move …here is the
“ROLL IN” & ‘THE JELLO”
Where’s your Jello?
Cricker-cricket: Hey I GOT MOVES TOO, MAN! WATCH!
The Crickets are in Paris having a good time listening to ‘FRENCH JAZZ’ music &… “avoir une conversation” … … JOIN THEM!
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