MY NAME IS SLIM-SHADY.

Nah, I’m just joking .  Spoofying ya’all(s), man, just being a joker, … …  That ain’t my name.

My Name Is: Doctor Cricket-Dunkenstein!

They call me ‘Cricket Dunk’

or Doc, … … or sometimes they call me Doc Cricket-Stein.

Whatever suits your cup of tea, man. whatever you dig, fine with me.   Just don’t call me Slim-shady!

If you want to improve, I’m still that guy. So, listen UP!  Dig it?

I’m here to help you, man.  it’s FREE!

[Be VERY cautious when someone says to you, I’m from the government, I’m here to help you.]  See that’s free help advice already.

Hey cats, dig this, I’m one of the baddest (best) Cricket basketball players to ever walk the earth on four legs.  Now I’m  gonna tell you ‘What’s Really Goin On’, (like Marvin Gaye, you hear that),  What’s going on in your ‘Hoops Game‘, you dig that, man. 

I was first team, All-Planet Pluto 2010.  Top ALIEN defender too! … I was Neptune World Champion, in the NCBL in 2016, (Neptune Cricket Basketball League). 

I can DUNK from the foul line, yea man, the opposing team’s foul line, 79 feet away from the basket.  MJ never had nuttin’ (nothing) on me man, … …  I’m the real ‘AIR ‘ Doctor, Doctor Cricket-Dunkenstein.

You all got ‘game’, but hey cats,dig this, all you Spurs,  listen up, you gotta get better.  I am going to tell what I see,  the good and the bad, THAT’S ALL.

So, Tun-A IN, OR TUN-A OUT!  [(tune in, tune out, you can do bof (both)] 

TUNE OUT & BE A CHUMP! 

P.S.:  You can always base that game response on Curley, Larry & Mo from E.S.P.  Those guys (think they) know everything, and they do for TV basketball.  You can win an ‘Oscar Award’ following their advice.  But you do want an NBA trophy, right, not an Oscar trophy?

they’re below, Curley, Larry & Mo given hoops advice to the SPURS …  .